Cosmic Swinger Gifts

Divine Golf

Golfing Bishop.

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Thursday is the new Friday

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Golfing with God.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Thanks God!

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

Lust in Space.

And on the Seventh Day...

I can give you the Moon.

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

Alien reading postcard.

"When did you start feeling that people were ignoring you?"

U space me out.

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'Fetch me the leftover meatballs! Thanks!'

Phil's new yoga-golf technique was beginning to perturb the others.

Golfing in space.

Golfers' Heaven

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

You'll like playing golf up here. It's a private course only open to those who get past the pearly gates. The ball flies a long way because of the altitude! With wings, there's no need for golf carts. And the best thing is, you have all of eternity to improve your score! That still won't be enough time!

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?