Cloud Swinger Gifts

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Lady of the bath...

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"But I use all of them!"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

Golfing with God.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

King Richard I

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf Hil Divot

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

Heavenly Ships

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Angel Golf

And on the Seventh Day...

"I hate sand traps."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"