Snowy Swinger Gifts

'Don't worry - I brought my long tees.'

Golfing Bishop.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

Hockey Goal

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'You made that divot deliberately.'

Kids - who'd have em?

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest with you--do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

'When we were young we used to dress like our parents - these days parents dress like their children!'

'He may be 52 but he still swings-the lead mainly!'

Have a swinging Christmas!

A man having difficulty standing up on the icey path

'Now that should make it a bit easier.'

'Lightning bolt.'

Golfer hits ball towards ice fisherman's fishing hole

'Fore!' (golfing in the town centre).