Holy Swinger Gifts

Bishop playing golf with his crosier.

Thanks God!

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Lady of the bath...

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"But I use all of them!"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Where's my horse?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Thursday is the new Friday

The Hockey Puckey

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

Golfing with God.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

King Richard I

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf Hil Divot

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Hockey Goal

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

And on the Seventh Day...

"I hate sand traps."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"