Holy Swinger Pillows

Bishop playing golf with his crosier.

Thanks God!

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Lady of the bath...

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"But I use all of them!"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Golfing with God.

King Richard I

Golf Hil Divot

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'You're away, Doc!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Hockey Goal

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

And on the Seventh Day...

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"