Divine Swinger Gifts

Archbishop playing golf with his staff.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Golfing Bishop.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Golfing with God.

Swinging through the jungle.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Thanks God!

And on the Seventh Day...

Jungle Man swinging from hang mans rope.

'Marjorie and Brian got an expert to help them protect the local wood...'

Excalibur Golf Course.

"Your ride is here."

Jungle commuters swing on vine.

"When did you start feeling that people were ignoring you?"

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

'Fetch me the leftover meatballs! Thanks!'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

Phil's new yoga-golf technique was beginning to perturb the others.

God is here/God Was There!

Golfers' Heaven

'Don't call us, we'll call you'

'Didn't I tell you that you were putting on weight?!'

'Yes, Jane, we all swingers.'

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest with you--do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'