Heaven-swinger Gifts

'Dang! Cloud trap!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Golfing Bishop.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

It can be taken up at any age....

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

For sale - Used only Once.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Thursday is the new Friday

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Golfing with God.

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

Giraffe swing

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

Thanks God!

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

And on the Seventh Day...

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

Heavenly Desert Islands.

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

On to the office again?

A stone age tire swing