Heaven-swinger Gifts

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Golfing Bishop.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

It can be taken up at any age....

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

For sale - Used only Once.

Thursday is the new Friday

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Golfing with God.

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

Giraffe swing

Thanks God!

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

And on the Seventh Day...

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

Heavenly Desert Islands.

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

On to the office again?

A stone age tire swing

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'