Heavenly Swing Enthusiast Gifts

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Swing

Mood Swings.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

Golf

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

"This is where I come to unwind."

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

Golfers lost on the road

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Giraffe swing

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"