Heavenly Swing Enthusiast Mugs

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"This never happened."

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

Mood Swings.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

Golfers lost on the road

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

Golf

"This is where I come to unwind."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

Giraffe swing

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

"Do you ever think of getting married?"