Superstitious Swinger Gifts

"Golf Myth #104 - Lucky Pants."

Golfing Bishop.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

The Hockey Puckey

Golfing with God.

"Two for Joy."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"I don't need a costume. I am halloween."

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Hockey Goal

Thanks God!

And on the Seventh Day...

'Have you seen my lucky shower cap?'

Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!

'Garlic and crucifixes won't hurt, but if you really want to keep the Count at bay just say 'commitment'.'

Raining Horseshoes

"When did you start feeling that people were ignoring you?"

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

Phil's new yoga-golf technique was beginning to perturb the others.

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

'You made that divot deliberately.'

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

Golfers' Heaven

Oh, look! The first wolverine of spring! In my homeland, they say that on the day you see your first wolverine of spring, you'll get lucky! If there's anything I can do to help

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest with you--do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

"Tia Carmen, we're going to the park."

'Any way I could play through?'

Golfing Gods.

Desert island putting green.

'Thank God its Monday!'