Enthusiastic Swinger Gifts

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

I think you're ace

A man plays golf by the sea

The Amateur Golfer

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Golf Hil Divot

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'You're away, Doc!'

Bob's driving you crazy range.

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"I hate sand traps."

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

"Nice putt."

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"