Love-struck Swinger Gifts

'You made that divot deliberately.'

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

The Amateur Golfer

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

A man plays golf by the sea

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Lost in Admiration

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

Cricket Lovers

Bob's driving you crazy range.

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Snake Charmer

"Clear!"

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

Romantic Painter

Ice Cream Romance

'Give a man a ball, and he golfs for a day, Teach a man to scoop a ball and he golfs for a lifetime,'

Man Locked in a Heart

May I see you again sometime?

'Actually, this is very common around Valentine's Day'

'He may be 52 but he still swings-the lead mainly!'

Why didn't you ask me to join the management buy-out team?

'Any way I could play through?'

"Doggone it, Penelope, I'm crazy about you! I'm begging you, please, please don't divorce me!"

"I'm currently ranked 104,387,519th in the world."

'Lightning bolt.'

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