Frustrated Swinger Gifts

Bob's driving you crazy range.

Golfing Bishop.

A man plays golf by the sea

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

The Amateur Golfer

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Cricket Lovers

"Every time I think we've sorted our marriage problems out, he comes home again!"

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Ryanair refunds

'Is there a lemon law for husbands?'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

Mood Swings

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero.

'Give a man a ball, and he golfs for a day, Teach a man to scoop a ball and he golfs for a lifetime,'

'You made that divot deliberately.'

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest with you--do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

Graduation day at the International College of Fencing.

Basic Economy

Have a swinging Christmas!

'He may be 52 but he still swings-the lead mainly!'

'Any way I could play through?'

Why didn't you ask me to join the management buy-out team?

Books - Travel Misery Memoirs

"The 9.23 train is cancelled...new timetables will be arriving at 9.46, 10.15 and 11.07."

"I'm currently ranked 104,387,519th in the world."

'Lightning bolt.'

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Anatomy of a golfer's brain.

"Golf Myth #104 - Lucky Pants."