Frustrated Swinger T-Shirts

Bob's driving you crazy range.

Golfing Bishop.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

The Amateur Golfer

A man plays golf by the sea

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

Cricket Lovers

"Every time I think we've sorted our marriage problems out, he comes home again!"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Is there a lemon law for husbands?'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Mood Swings

Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero.

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

'You made that divot deliberately.'

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest with you--do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

Graduation day at the International College of Fencing.

'He may be 52 but he still swings-the lead mainly!'

"The 9.23 train is cancelled...new timetables will be arriving at 9.46, 10.15 and 11.07."

Books - Travel Misery Memoirs

Have a swinging Christmas!

Why didn't you ask me to join the management buy-out team?

"I'm currently ranked 104,387,519th in the world."

'Lightning bolt.'

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Anatomy of a golfer's brain.

"Golf Myth #104 - Lucky Pants."

"While we try to locate your baggage please take time to choose Useless Airways as a travel partner."