Love-struck Swinger T-Shirts

'You made that divot deliberately.'

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

A man plays golf by the sea

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

The Amateur Golfer

Lost in Admiration

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

Cricket Lovers

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Bob's driving you crazy range.

Snake Charmer

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"Clear!"

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

Romantic Painter

Ice Cream Romance

May I see you again sometime?

Man Locked in a Heart

'Actually, this is very common around Valentine's Day'

"Doggone it, Penelope, I'm crazy about you! I'm begging you, please, please don't divorce me!"

Why didn't you ask me to join the management buy-out team?

'He may be 52 but he still swings-the lead mainly!'

"I'm currently ranked 104,387,519th in the world."

'Lightning bolt.'

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Anatomy of a golfer's brain.