Over-50s Swinger Gifts

'He may be 52 but he still swings-the lead mainly!'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

A man plays golf by the sea

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

The Amateur Golfer

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Golf Hil Divot

'You're away, Doc!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

'Wash balls here.'

Caveman accidentally invents golf.

Rory McIlroy

"Nice putt."

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"