Senior Swingers Gifts

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

A man plays golf by the sea

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Thursday is the new Friday

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Golf Hil Divot

'You're away, Doc!'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

'Wash balls here.'

Caveman accidentally invents golf.

I love a lazy Sunday. What do we have planned, Dear? Just the usual. Oh yes. What time shall we do it? How about now? Sounds good. I'm ready. One, two, three … You kids get off my lawn! Now let's snuggle. We're not even on your lawn! Quit sassin'!

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

"Nice putt."

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