Senior Swingers Gifts

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

I think you're ace

A man plays golf by the sea

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Golf Hil Divot

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

"Nice putt."

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