Senior Couple Gifts

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

I love a lazy Sunday. What do we have planned, Dear? Just the usual. Oh yes. What time shall we do it? How about now? Sounds good. I'm ready. One, two, three … You kids get off my lawn! Now let's snuggle. We're not even on your lawn! Quit sassin'!

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"Do you think we're a storybook romance transformed into a textbook case?"

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"My wife - is she still staring at me?"

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"Look at it this way, dear, if our bodies are 80% water, then you’re not fat, you’re flooded."

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

"I remember when you used to whisper sweet nothings in my ear."

woman works at a desk with a sign on the wall behind her: Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly Hey You.

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Are you sure you still love me even though I'm old, and everything just hangs now?'

"I figured, better the devil you know."