Senior Couple Gifts

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"Do you think we're a storybook romance transformed into a textbook case?"

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"Look at it this way, dear, if our bodies are 80% water, then you’re not fat, you’re flooded."

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"I remember when you used to whisper sweet nothings in my ear."

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

woman works at a desk with a sign on the wall behind her: Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly Hey You.

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Are you sure you still love me even though I'm old, and everything just hangs now?'

Dead Silence: a restaurant for married people

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

"I figured, better the devil you know."

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"