Senior Couples Gifts

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

Old Love

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

"Look at it this way, dear, if our bodies are 80% water, then you’re not fat, you’re flooded."

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

"I remember when you used to whisper sweet nothings in my ear."

woman works at a desk with a sign on the wall behind her: Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly Hey You.

'Are you sure you still love me even though I'm old, and everything just hangs now?'

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

"75"

"Make a wish, dear, and smile!"

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

"Lift your stems."

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"