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"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

Old Love

'I still have all my own teeth.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

woman works at a desk with a sign on the wall behind her: Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly Hey You.

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

"Look at it this way, dear, if our bodies are 80% water, then you’re not fat, you’re flooded."

"I remember when you used to whisper sweet nothings in my ear."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Are you sure you still love me even though I'm old, and everything just hangs now?'

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

"Make a wish, dear, and smile!"

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"

"75"

"We're convinced you'll make a lousy senior partner, but you beat everybody else in the brownnosing department."

"Lift your stems."