Aging Couples Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Talking to yourself again?"

Incompatible.

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

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"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

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"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

"Look at it this way, dear, if our bodies are 80% water, then you’re not fat, you’re flooded."

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

"I remember when you used to whisper sweet nothings in my ear."

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

"It's male pattern osteoporosis."

'The bad news is you've lived well beyond your expiration date.'