Senior Romance T-Shirts

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

Old Love

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

Old man has a walking stick case.

'Did someone say something?'

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

Oldies.

'Our relationship is getting serious. He's taking me to meet his doctor.'

Elderly Dating

Kissing bench with rockers

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

'Aha, the vitamins for seniors swaps additives for preservatives.'

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"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

"Thank you for the lovely dinner, Perry. Would you like to come in for a stool softener?"

"This is Norman - eighty-seven and never a mid-life crisis in his life."

the romance novel

"Walk of shame."

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

Lift chair fun!

Senior Pick-Up Lines

'Er...have I just been or am I just going?'