Senior Romance Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Thank you for the lovely dinner, Perry. Would you like to come in for a stool softener?"

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

I only have eyes for you

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Klimt Kiss Phones

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Online Dating

Funnel of Love

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Funnel of Love

Love

Dialogue about the relationship.

Champagne Bubble

Words of Love

A young couple in love.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Love Birds love snuggles

The Tunnel Of Love

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

'Romeo and Julietta'

Mating rituals

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

You're my Venus