Old Couple Gifts

Looking for a gift for an old couple? Our collection captures the timeless bond, combining humor and heartfelt sentiment. Whether for an anniversary, birthday, or just because, find something that celebrates years of shared memories and love. These thoughtful, witty products are sure to bring a smile and warmth to any couple who has stood the test of time.

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'Mustn't grumble' (Woman thinks 'Ha!') mockup

'Mustn't grumble' (Woman thinks 'Ha!')

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'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.' mockup

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

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"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' " mockup

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

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"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn." mockup

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

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Cry babies.

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'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.' mockup

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

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"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything." mockup

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

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"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic." mockup

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

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Couples' therapy

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His Her Cakes

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"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?" mockup

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

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"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years." mockup

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

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"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas." mockup

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

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"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?" mockup

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

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'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...' mockup

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

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'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!' mockup

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

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'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.' mockup

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

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"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi." mockup

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

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"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault." mockup

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

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"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!" mockup

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either." mockup

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

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'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?' mockup

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

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'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'We never go anywhere together except here.' mockup

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

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Sulk Shows

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"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first." mockup

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

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"Get a tomb!"

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"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there." mockup

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

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Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me! mockup

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

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"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?" mockup

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

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'Choose, Fenster

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"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer." mockup

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

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"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty." mockup

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

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'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!' mockup

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

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"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me." mockup

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

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'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.' mockup

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

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Old Couple Gifts Collection

Old Couple Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs crafted for an old couple—witty, heartfelt, and perfect for cozy mornings together.

Old Couple Pillows

Discover pillows that celebrate enduring love—soft, charming, and perfect for making their home even more special.

Old Couple Prints

Browse our prints that honor a lifetime of love and laughter—beautiful art pieces to cherish and display in their home.

Old Couple T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for timeless couples—funny, warm, and ideal for celebrating a lifelong partnership.