Club Swingers Gifts

This man makes his living as a brain surgeon. Scary, isn't it?

Golfer accidentally causes a plane crash.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

I think you're ace

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

The Amateur Golfer

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

A man plays golf by the sea

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Golf

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

The Croucho Club

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf Hil Divot

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Pole Vaulting Club