Club Lovers Gifts

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

La Table

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"The club scene is really changing."

Dance.

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

Couch Potatoes

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Time-of-the-month club.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Shirker ant.

'Single or double?'

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Patient to therapist: 'How is this supposed to help me stop being a couch potato?'

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

"We'll turn the place into a nightclub, where you can really let down your hair."

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

Nerd night at the club.

Cybergoths.

"Would you like to dance with me?"