Club Lovers Mugs

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

La Table

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"The club scene is really changing."

Dance.

Couch Potatoes

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'Single or double?'

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Patient to therapist: 'How is this supposed to help me stop being a couch potato?'

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

"Jerk! They know me here!!"

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

"Would you like to dance with me?"

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

Cybergoths.

Nerd night at the club.