Club Lover Gifts

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Cut out and keep your own Bouncer.

"Must be a really good deep trance night."

La Table

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I think we may be related!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"The club scene is really changing."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

His & hers towels.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Dance.

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

"You lack spontaniety."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Couch Potatoes

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Pint

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

The First Roast Chicken.

'Just too many choices.'

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.