Swing Swingers Gifts

Kids - who'd have em?

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"This never happened."

I think you're ace

Swinging

'Hole in one!!!!'

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

The Amateur Golfer

Swing

Mood Swings.

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

A bride and a groom on a swing

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Automatic swing machine

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Thursday is the new Friday

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."