Enthusiastic Swinger Prints

'Any way I could play through?'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

A man plays golf by the sea

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

The Amateur Golfer

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'You're away, Doc!'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Golf Hil Divot

Bob's driving you crazy range.

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"I hate sand traps."

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

'Wash balls here.'

Rory McIlroy

"Nice putt."

Caveman accidentally invents golf.