Weekend Swinger Prints

'Give a man a ball, and he golfs for a day, Teach a man to scoop a ball and he golfs for a lifetime,'

The Amateur Golfer

Why didn't you ask me to join the management buy-out team?

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Culture Saturday

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Heading off with a packed bag

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"It looks brighter over there!"

A man plays golf by the sea

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Take a hike.

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'You're away, Doc!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

Golf Hil Divot

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'