Weekend Swinger Pillows

The Amateur Golfer

Why didn't you ask me to join the management buy-out team?

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Culture Saturday

I think you're ace

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Heading off with a packed bag

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

A man plays golf by the sea

"It looks brighter over there!"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'Where's my horse?'

Take a hike.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Thursday is the new Friday

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'You're away, Doc!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golf Hil Divot

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Bob's driving you crazy range.

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

Sunday Monday