Weekend Lover Pillows

'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'

'Thanks for the 4 day work week. Now Thursdays are the new Fridays!'

'I could have become a pro golfer, but I didn't want to work weekends.'

'Higgins! It's Monday morning, why are you still wearing you weekend face??!'

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

'I hate Monday mornings!'

'A substitute teacher on a Friday! What an awesome way to start the weekend!'

It's 9:00am but if feels like 8:00am - 'It's 7:00pm but it feels like 6:00pm' - 'It's 9:00am but it feels like I'm trapped in a soul destroying job.' -

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Culture Saturday

Bring your own inflatable.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Do you mind?"

Spring Training

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

His New Grillfriend

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Bryan Ferry

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Heading off with a packed bag

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Segregated Beach

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Energy saving mode

"I'll wear a top when you do."