Weekend Lover Gifts

'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'

'Thanks for the 4 day work week. Now Thursdays are the new Fridays!'

'I could have become a pro golfer, but I didn't want to work weekends.'

'Higgins! It's Monday morning, why are you still wearing you weekend face??!'

'I hate Monday mornings!'

'A substitute teacher on a Friday! What an awesome way to start the weekend!'

It's 9:00am but if feels like 8:00am - 'It's 7:00pm but it feels like 6:00pm' - 'It's 9:00am but it feels like I'm trapped in a soul destroying job.' -

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Culture Saturday

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Spring Training

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

His New Grillfriend

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Bryan Ferry

Heading off with a packed bag

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Energy saving mode

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Segregated Beach

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'