Weekend Reveler Gifts

'I'm glad it's friday.'

Culture Saturday

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Christmas Tree

Bee flying to another flower.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Heading off with a packed bag

Santa does a keg stand.

Brighton Bersagliere.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

The New Year's Dance

"It looks brighter over there!"

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Take a hike.

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

December Fest

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

The night after Christmas.

Magestically Marble Hill

"Well, if you must know, he makes me laugh."

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."