Las Vegas Reveler Gifts

Sign in casino indicates it is clothing optional.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Vitruvian Manatee

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Building getting a new coat fitted

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

Noel Fever

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

'But this can't be what I ordered ... I know I ordered somethng I like.'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

Couch Potatoes

When the prey becomes the predator.

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

Speleologist