Summer Reveler Gifts

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

Summertime Blues

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bring your own inflatable.

Christmas Tree

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Bee flying to another flower.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Young Picasso at the Beach

His New Grillfriend

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Segregated Beach

Brighton Bersagliere.

"I'll wear a top when you do."

You're the olive in my martini

"Come and get it!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Holiday Aerobics.

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'