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'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bring your own inflatable.

Christmas Tree

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Bee flying to another flower.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

His New Grillfriend

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Santa does a keg stand.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"Come and get it!"

Segregated Beach

Brighton Bersagliere.

You're the olive in my martini

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Easter Egg Delivery

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Holiday Aerobics.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'