Resort Reveler Gifts

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Vitruvian Manatee

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

My own museum.

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

Building getting a new coat fitted

'Before you get carried away with celebrating, Stapleton, I'd like to remind you that my retirement doesn't go into effect until five o'clock...and I'm still your supervisor.'

Summertime Blues

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

The ghost of christmas regifting

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'But this can't be what I ordered ... I know I ordered somethng I like.'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'