Route Reveler Gifts

No U (Ewe) Turn: But she did, leading to a twenty car pileup that snarled beltway traffic for four and a half hours.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"I say we move on to dessert."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

The Quantum Mechanic...

My own museum.

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

Noel Fever

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'Before you get carried away with celebrating, Stapleton, I'd like to remind you that my retirement doesn't go into effect until five o'clock...and I'm still your supervisor.'

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

'But this can't be what I ordered ... I know I ordered somethng I like.'

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

Speleologist