Transportation Reveler Gifts

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Vitruvian Manatee

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

The Quantum Mechanic...

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

My own museum.

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Building getting a new coat fitted

'It's an old football injury.'

Affordable Cartoon Act

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

Noel Fever

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

Early Photobomb

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

"So, you plan to publish your findings?"

Crumhorn

No Smoking in the Castle