Transportation Reveler Gifts

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Vitruvian Manatee

The Quantum Mechanic...

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

My own museum.

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Building getting a new coat fitted

'It's an old football injury.'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Noel Fever

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Early Photobomb

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Crumhorn

"So, you plan to publish your findings?"

"What's your wifi password?"

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'