Router Reveler Gifts

"What's your wifi password?"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

You're the olive in my martini

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Vitruvian Manatee

Jenga!!!

The Quantum Mechanic...

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

My own museum.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

I think we're alone now!

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Noel Fever

'But this can't be what I ordered ... I know I ordered somethng I like.'

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

Early Photobomb