Long Weekend Lover Gifts

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

'T.M.I.F.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Culture Saturday

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Friday

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Heading off with a packed bag

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"I'm having a pajama day."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Chillaxing!

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Did you miss me?

"It looks brighter over there!"

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Why giraffes hate winter

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

City centre pub.

Relaxing on a sofa

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Take a hike.

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo