Long Island Lover Gifts

The Lemmings of Montauk

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Wifi in Hell

We'll have Manhattans...

"This stool shall pass."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Pearly King and Queen

Mr Metrosexual.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"The bagels are better in New York."

Chillaxing!

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Desert Island Fantasies

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Why giraffes hate winter

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Media Darling.

Queen.

"Yin and Yankee fan"