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The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

Andrew Cuomo

The Statue of Liberty holds up an SOS flag while underwater.

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Trump! The Musical

We'll have Manhattans...

Wifi in Hell

"We won!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Pearly King and Queen

Bryan Ferry

Mr Metrosexual.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'I'm a star!'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

The Lemmings of Montauk

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'