New York Lovers Gifts

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

"I'm from Staten Island."

Two worms are looking at a large apple in a garbage pile - 'That's the 'big apple' son... if you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere!'

"HELP!"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Trump! The Musical

We'll have Manhattans...

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'I'm a star!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

I told you that kid was spoiled.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."