London Lovers Gifts

Londoners Take Shelter under a Drinking Fountain at Westminster

Hi, Frank. I just went to London. Want to see my pictures? Here I'm marching during the Changing of the Guard at Buckingham Palace. This is me at Piccadilly Circus. And I crashed into Big Ben because of the crazy drivers on the wrong side of the road. That was the highlight of your trip?! It was the highlight of my trip! Sure! I can now honestly say that I've hit the big time! (Published previously on July 11, 2010).

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Beat the congestion charge, get your replica Ken Livingstone plates here'

Sloaney Pony.

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

We'll have Manhattans...

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Pearly King and Queen

'Greenwich in the Season'

Mr Metrosexual.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

I told you that kid was spoiled.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Elephant and Castle

Queen.

'My other baby is Mercedes'

Beefeater

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."