London Lovers Gifts

Londoners Take Shelter under a Drinking Fountain at Westminster

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Beat the congestion charge, get your replica Ken Livingstone plates here'

Sloaney Pony.

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

We'll have Manhattans...

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Pearly King and Queen

Mr Metrosexual.

'Greenwich in the Season'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Elephant and Castle

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

Media Darling.

Queen.

Beefeater

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."