London Lifestyle Lovers Gifts

'How very Blackheath!'

Sloaney Pony.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Cat in a flap

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Mr Metrosexual.

Pearly King and Queen

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Trust

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Macho Vegetarian