London Lifestyle Lovers Gifts

'How very Blackheath!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sloaney Pony.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Cat in a flap

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Pearly King and Queen

Mr Metrosexual.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Trust

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Macho Vegetarian

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."