New York City Lover Gifts

Fiorello LaGuardia

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Trump! The Musical

We'll have Manhattans...

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We won!"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Mr Metrosexual.

A man looks up at the earth

Pearly King and Queen

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Sick Building Syndrome

"The bagels are better in New York."

Blok drives by New York City.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'I'm a star!'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

London map drawn from memory.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Musicians

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."