San Francisco Lover Gifts

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'This light beer reminds me a lot of San Francisco - it's close to water.'

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Wifi in Hell

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Pearly King and Queen

Mr Metrosexual.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"The bagels are better in New York."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

Queen.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Media Darling.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

Snow fall buries the Statue of Liberty

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

Sketches by Boz - The Cab-Driver

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

American Gothic: I Love NY

La Boheme - Mimi dies

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."